- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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That awkward moment when you say something really deep:
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
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Exams.
To your friends: DUDE, I’M GOING TO FAIL!
To your parents: The test was easy.
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